So say you’re inviting four people to a party. A, B, C, and D. We’ll call them Archibald, Bellatrix, uh… um… C, and Darth Vader.
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Before. For the record, he was turning 20.

Before. For the record, he was turning 20.

Birthday cake for aspersioncasting!

Birthday cake for aspersioncasting!

oldfilmsflicker:


Paul: I’m from Walla Walla, Washington.Rudy: “Walla, Walla, Washington.” Very fun to say.Paul: When I graduated from college, I took over the family insurance business, I married my sweetheart and everything was perfect, except…Rudy: Let me guess, selling insurance bored you to death, and you secretly longed to meet the drag queen of your dreams? Oh, it’s the oldest story in the book: boy meets girl, boy loses girl, boy kicks open the closet door and finally meets Mr. Right.

Movie Quote of the Day – Any Day Now, 2012 (dir. Travis Fine) | the diary of a film history fanatic

oldfilmsflicker:

Paul: I’m from Walla Walla, Washington.
Rudy: “Walla, Walla, Washington.” Very fun to say.
Paul: When I graduated from college, I took over the family insurance business, I married my sweetheart and everything was perfect, except…
Rudy: Let me guess, selling insurance bored you to death, and you secretly longed to meet the drag queen of your dreams? Oh, it’s the oldest story in the book: boy meets girl, boy loses girl, boy kicks open the closet door and finally meets Mr. Right.

Movie Quote of the Day – Any Day Now, 2012 (dir. Travis Fine) | the diary of a film history fanatic

adamchayce:

y’all always like “i wanna fuck all day long” no. we gonna fuck once possibly twice and then i’m gonna take a nap and maybe order some pizza or something

sunsgodown:

true friends don’t judge each other

they judge other people

together

kitsunelenali:

napoleonbonerhard:

webofepic:

People who aren’t afraid of heights. 

I’M NOT AFRAID OF HEIGHTS EITHER BUT THAT DOESN’T MEAN I WOULD WANT TO HANG PRECARIOUSLY FROM A BUILDING

All of my NOPE

jackssonwhittemore:

Music’s the only thing that makes sense anymore, man. Play it loud enough, it keeps the demons at bay.