Before. For the record, he was turning 20.
Paul: I’m from Walla Walla, Washington.
Rudy: “Walla, Walla, Washington.” Very fun to say.
Paul: When I graduated from college, I took over the family insurance business, I married my sweetheart and everything was perfect, except…
Rudy: Let me guess, selling insurance bored you to death, and you secretly longed to meet the drag queen of your dreams? Oh, it’s the oldest story in the book: boy meets girl, boy loses girl, boy kicks open the closet door and finally meets Mr. Right.
y’all always like “i wanna fuck all day long” no. we gonna fuck once possibly twice and then i’m gonna take a nap and maybe order some pizza or something
true friends don’t judge each other
they judge other people
People who aren’t afraid of heights.
I’M NOT AFRAID OF HEIGHTS EITHER BUT THAT DOESN’T MEAN I WOULD WANT TO HANG PRECARIOUSLY FROM A BUILDING
All of my NOPE
Music’s the only thing that makes sense anymore, man. Play it loud enough, it keeps the demons at bay.